1) Fantastic new bike. It came with awful stickers all over, because designing great bikes has fuckall to do with decent branding.
After removing the stickers (by way of hairdryer and library card) I replaced the front emblem with a copper elephant, which I made some time ago.
2) I was given a dollar store planner after complaining that my life was too complicated. As you can see, it's ugly and the first few months have already passed.